浪漫至极情话精选短句

一天，蚊子跟螳螂去偷看一女的洗澡，蚊子自豪地说：“看，那是我十年前在她胸前叮了两口，现在腺体都腼大了；”螳螂不服气地说：“那有什麼，我十年前在她兩腿間劈了一刀，至今還每個月都在流血……”

一女人住酒店，突然接到电话问：“你好，你需要特殊服务么？”女子刚想挂断，只听男的说：“我可以坚持两个小时，诚信做生意，如果坚持不到，不但不收费，还会赔偿您400元。”女子一听心动了，想想自己老公才幾分鐘，就決定試試兩個小時的，所以同意讓男子進了房間……

20分鐘後，男子穿好衣服扔下400块钱扬长而去。女子問他為何要如此，他說是他的誠信。他走後，她發現自己的老公也只維持了一個小時，這樣就省下了200塊錢。

坐火車半路上來了一男一女兩個道士。列车员檢票到他們跟前時，女道士說：“我們是出家人，不用買票。”列车员說：“你看這車上哪个不是出家人！”車厢內的人都笑起來。

我學生是兒子的教師，一天回家，我兒子說：“爸爸，您今天對我怎麼啦？”我氣不打一開口，就罵兒子“你今天對老師耍流氓啦？”

老婆告訴丈夫，“今天走在馬路上，有人叫我‘美女’。”丈夫回答“你沒扶他過馬路啊？”老婆問為什麼？丈夫回答“因為他瞎吧！”

小美人魚被巫婆下的魔咒沉睡不醒，只有王子的吻才能唤醒她。王子歷盡千難萬險找到她深情地一個吻，小美人魚醒來，大驚失色問王子“你為什麼吐我。”

男孩向女孩提出了分手，但女孩卻質疑他的財力。一位旁觀者聽到了這一切，便輕聲地笑著離開。但當晚，他帶著一個五六歲的小朋友再次出現在酒店門口，並且將孩子交給小姐照顧，而小姐則是一副既驚訝又高興的表情。

某男向美麗小姐表示，其實她的外表和花朵很相似。然而，這位女性並沒有因此感到欣慰，她反而詢問該男人從事何種工作。而當得知該男人是一名插花師後，她立即拒絕並告訴他遠離 herself.

一個人捡起地上的10元人民币，并坐在公共场合抱着一个五六岁孩子的小伙伴，这时有人经过并询问这位大人是否需要帮助，因为他们认为这个行动可能是不安全或违法。但当这位大人解释说这个孩子其实就是他们家的儿子时，他们感到非常尴尬并迅速离开。

10.lastly, a woman with a small bust asked her larger-busted friend for advice on how to increase her own bust size.The bigger-busted woman smiled and shared her secret: "To get breasts like mine, you must be willing to eat bitter." The smaller-busted woman was confused and asked if this meant eating difficult-to-digest foods or drinking wood-ear mushroom soup, which can also cause sagging breasts.The bigger-busted woman shook her head and said it wasn't that kind of bitter food she was talking about but rather something else entirely.Following the conversation, the two women parted ways with the smaller-busted one still inquiring about the mysterious secret of getting bigger breasts while the other remained silent as she walked away with a smile on her face.

The article concludes by saying that some people are born with certain characteristics that make them stand out from others, just like how some people have naturally large breasts while others don't.

This is not an invitation for anyone to try anything dangerous or harmful in pursuit of their goals.

Finally,a man who had been listening to their conversation stepped forward and offered his assistance.The man claimed he could help them achieve their desired results through natural means without any harm or side effects.

After considering his offer both women decided they would give him a chance.

They went home together following up on this new lead.

So there we have it folks,a story about three people who met each other under unusual circumstances and ended up helping each other out in unexpected ways.

Now I hope you enjoyed this little tale as much as I did before we go let me leave you all with these wise words:

"Life is full of surprises sometimes good sometimes bad but no matter what life throws at us we should always remain open-minded and never say never because you never know when opportunity might knock."

Thank you for your time everyone goodbye!