浪漫情话与幽默相融15个让女生开心的秘密套路

一、你说什么我都可以做，MM只会说：你先来呀

我很担心，未来如果你生孩子的时候叫我先来，我该怎么办？

女士优先，这是传统美德。

如果在床上运动，你要是先来了，我会满意吗？（慎用）

二、你吃我的豆腐

你可以把手伸给我，我可以吃回来啊。

哥哥，你全身上下哪有豆腐是能吃得下的？

别在这里冒充豆腐，明明就是猪油吧。

三、你真的认为我会梦见你吗？

梦不梦是你的事，但每次梦到我出场费都不少的。

但愿别梦见，因为我最近很忙，没有时间去串门。

一定不要梦见，如果梦里去了，那就弄得你怀孕怎么办？（慎用）

四、再动我试试？

还想试一次？感觉真的有那么好吗？

你叫动就动啊，要起码装个可爱的样子给我看。

你又不是狗，难道动了还会咬人不成？

五、你的想象力真丰富

1.gazing at your face, I can think of many things.

2.is it that you lack imagination? But don't worry, with me by your side, you'll get a boost.

3.actually, it can be even more vivid, like guessing the color of your thoughts.

六、给了你一个机会，就不会再给机会了

1.backing up the classic dialogue from "The Tale of Monkey King" (once upon a time...)

2.is opportunity given by people or is it something to be fought for?

3.good then, I'll give you an opportunity.

七、新买的发卡好看么?

1.you ask and I'm very conflicted; two beautiful things together (you and the hair clip) affect my judgment.

2.the hair clip wasn't impressive at first but looks great on you; red flowers really need green leaves to complement them.

3.after getting familiar with me, your taste has indeed improved.

八、女人，我们太熟悉了，不来电

1.only calling strangers would make ONS suitable for you.

2.to feel the urge to call is simple: just look at my face and touch the door handle with your hand.

3.don't talk nonsense; my phone is always on 24/7 – feel free to call anytime.

九/MM：有老婆的

1.being a small partner has its advantages over being a big one in terms of affection from society.

2.society needs us to do what we're supposed to do and what we want often aren't the same thing – if we love each other nothing should stop us from being together.

3.if finding someone who makes you feel balanced as a wife is worth enduring pain for me willing accept this suffering.

十/还好/

1.is 'still good' referring to better than bad or better than good? Women who say they like 'good' are easy to please while those who complain about everything are hard please after satisfaction comes once again satisfied easily

Those who say they're still good are especially likely satisfy after initial satisfaction

Book says women who appreciate 'good' tend easy pleased,

those complaining not so much,

and those saying 'still good', tend post-satisfaction re-satisfy

Good in which sense? You tell me

十一，无奈/

Yes! Let's grow into someone like her then!

No need for no-nalness! As long as there's hope left,

Only when life gets tough does one realize how much hardship there truly is...but adjust attitude right & sooner or later U will turn no-nalness into despair

十二/MM，你书也读不好 球也打不好..歌也唱不好…没一样好的…唉….怎麽會看上妳呢？

Hush! Keep it down lest others hear how shallow thou art!

But I have something that surpasses all these: sympathy towards girls like thee...

Charm isn’t about reading well playing ball singing well...it’s showcased through these.

十三 想让妹子请客，她说绅士一点果断请~

A true gentleman goes back-and-forth offering hospitality; let's eat out tonight instead?

Not quite so refined am i...LiuMang style: kiss thee now & dine shall follow

Gentlemen only invite ladies fitting their elegance...so show off thy gracefulness before i decide if thou deserve such treatment

十四/MM：花痴女孩..

How deeply enmeshed in infatuation art thou?

Or perhaps running an orchard would bankrupt thee~

Because loving flowers speaks volumes of passion / because loving rare flowers speaks reality / because loving infatuated flowers speaks naivety...

十五，说错话，被留言过分：

Actually "overstep" depends on perspective;

in harsh eyes everything seems too far;

in broad-minded eyes nothing appears extreme enough;

Thou shouldst feel honored;

I only overstep bounds around cute females such as yourself;

That gives thee chance revenge against mine transgression:

let's go somewhere deserted where thou mayest commit some act beyond boundaries towards me