人物套路情话一问一答撩女技巧全集

第一个人称的表述：

女生说：你好瘦没有安全感

我回复：所以你以后要多请我吃饭，把我养好养胖一点。

女生说：你可真烦

我回复：从心理角度来看，烦一个人往往是喜欢他的开始。

女生说：感冒了好难受

我回复：怎么搞的这么不会照顾自己，这样会让那个男人心疼的。

女生继续问：“那个男人啊？”

我回复：“肯定是那个非常在意你的男人。”

女生问：“你在干嘛呢？”

我回复：“看到你在问我干嘛心情很好。”

girl asks: “Why?”

boy replies: “Just because you asked, my heart is so happy.”

girl asks: “You eat already?”

boy replies: “If you cook it yourself, I'll try it too.”

girl says: “Maybe you eat and get diarrhea”

boy replies: “That would be even better.”

9.girl says:“Why?”

boy replies:“This way you can take care of me.”

10.girl asks: "Do you like me?"

I reply with a poem that reads:

Always wondering what love is,

What joy brings,

Your presence has given me the answer.

11.girl says goodnight.

I reply with a poem that reads:

Mountains and rivers have set,

Time for sleep, but not the same bed,

Though we don't wake up together, may we share the same dream.

12.girl says good morning.

I reply with a poem that reads:

Morning dew and sunrise glow,

Waking up to face another day,

Though we don't rise at the same time, let our hearts be one.

13.girl says she misses me.

I reply by saying she must be busy and to look at the first three characters in her message.

14.when girl sends "not bad", i respond with "5 million less than 50 thousand" (49 million) as an exaggerated answer

15.when girl compliments on my looks, i say i like people with similar taste

16.when girl asks if i'm alone or not ,i say that being half of a person might scare her away

17.when she expresses happiness about meeting me ,I promise to keep her happy forever

18.then there's this secret between us - something only whispered into each other's ears