人物哄女朋友的超甜情话秘籍泡妞之聊天技巧大全

第一个人称的表述：

女生说：你好瘦没有安全感

我回复：所以你以后要多请我吃饭，把我养好养胖一点。

女生说：你可真烦

我回复：从心理角度来看，烦一个人往往是喜欢他的开始。

女生说：感冒了好难受

我回复：怎么搞的这么不会照顾自己，这样会让那个男人心疼的。

女生继续问：“那个男人啊？”

我回复：“肯定是那个非常在意你的男人。”

girl ask: “you are doing what?”

boy reply: “I am thinking about you, and waiting for your message.”

girl ask: “have you eaten?”

boy reply: "If you cook it, I'll try it too."

girl say: "maybe eating will make you have diarrhea"

boy reply: "That's even better"

girl ask: “why is that?”

boy reply: "So that you can take care of me, I can see through your little thoughts."

改掉这些，女生倒追你：

1.

原句变为：“一直不知道喜为何物欢有何由，你们出现给了我答案。”（藏头诗）

2.

原句变为：“山河已暮时已寝安虽不同枕但求同梦。”

3.

原句变为：“晨辉晓露蔚然醒来虽未同起但求同心。”

4.

原句变为：“我想你们一定很忙，所以你们只要看前面三个字就好了。”

5.

原句变为：“举手之劳不必以身相许，你若意孤行，那我也将就了。”

当girl ask："are u there?"

boy respond with:"not out of the ordinary in the next few decades i'll be here."

当girl asks how much money do u make?

boy responds with:"less than 50k more than 40k" (40000)

when girl says :”u r so handsome!”

boy responds with:"i like people who share your taste"

when girl asks if ur alone?

boy replies with:"i'm afraid to scare you half to death."

when girl says :”so glad to know u!”

boy replies with:i will make sure you're always happy.

把你的位置发给我，看看我的心又跑那去了。