七夕情话大全浪漫告白逗女生开心的幽默套路哄女孩子开心的15个甜蜜秘诀

一、你叫我做什么，我都会说：你先来呀

1.我很担忧，未来你生孩子的时候，你会叫我先来吗？

2.女士优先，这是传统的美德。

3.chuang上运动，如果我先来了，你会满意吗？（慎用）

二、你吃我的豆腐

1.（把手伸给她）可以吃回来啊。

2.兄弟，你浑身上下哪里有豆腐是可以吃得下的？

3.别在这冒充豆腐，明明是猪油好吧。

三、真的认为我会梦见你吗？

1.梦不梦是你的事，但每次如果梦到，我出场费都不能少。

2.但愿别梦见，我最近很忙，没有空去串门。

3.一定不要梦见，要是我去了，那就弄得你怀孕怎么办？（慎用）

四、再动我试试？

1.还想试一次？感觉真的有那么好吗？

2.你叫动就动啊，起码要装个可爱的样子给我看。

3.You're not a dog, will you bite me if I move?

五、你的想象力真丰富

1.Looking at your face, I can think of many things.

2.Maybe you lack imagination, but it's okay; being with me will improve it.

3.It could be even more imaginative; guess the color of my thoughts.

六、给了你一个机会，就不会再给了

1.Back up the classic dialogue from "The Tale of Dongfang Bubai" (Once upon a time...).

2.Isn't opportunity something given by people? Isn't it something we fight for?

3.Okay then, here's an opportunity for you.

七、新买的发卡看起来怎么样？

1.I'm really torn between two beautiful things (you and the hair clip), affecting my judgment.

2.The hair clip wasn't impressive at first, but wearing it makes it so beautiful; red flowers do need green leaves to complement them.

3.As we get closer, your taste has improved indeed.

八、女人，我们太熟悉了，不来电

1.If only strangers call when they come to visit; Online No-Sex is suitable for you.

2.To feel like receiving a call is simple: just look at my face and touch the door handle with your hand once to get started with ONS (Online No-Sex).

3.Don't talk nonsense; I have my phone on 24/7 - feel free to call anytime!

九、MM，你有老婆了！

1.Being a little guy has its perks compared to being a big shot in terms of favors received.

² Social expectations often clash with personal aspirations.

If love prevails over all obstacles that keep us apart, there should be no reason why we can't be together.

If finding someone who balances out our lives as husbands would make you content,

then I am willing to endure this pain.

10.Just glad

11.Helpless

12.Your reading skills are not great either ... You don't play ball well either... You don't sing well either... Nothing good about anything… How did I fall for you?

13.Want MM to treat me

14.MM says she reads badly too... She doesn’t play well… She doesn’t sing well… Nothing good about anything… How did I fall for her?

15.Said something wrong - girl writes: Overbearing

16.Like any conversation between two people depends on their relationship;

17.Oh! So much pride!

18.Amazing!